MY NAME IS MICHELLE PELAEZ CABALLERO

MY NAME IS MICHELLE PELAEZ CABALLEROMY NAME IS MICHELLE PELAEZ CABALLEROMY NAME IS MICHELLE PELAEZ CABALLERO

AND I WILL RUIN YOUR COMPANY

I'VE ALREADY DONE IT TO SEVERAL OTHER COMPANIES IN LOS CABOS, MEXICO

AND IF YOU HIRE ME, I'LL DO IT TO YOURS TOO!

MY BROTHER, ESTEBAN PELAEZ CABALLERO

HELPS ME WITH ALL OF THE TECHNICAL THINGS BECAUSE I'M TERRIBLE WITH COMPUTERS

WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT...

STEALING MONEY

RUINING FAMILY CELEBRATIONS

WRECKING WEDDINGS

WRECKING WEDDINGS

RUINING FAMILY CELEBRATIONS

WRECKING WEDDINGS

RUINING FAMILY CELEBRATIONS

RUINING FAMILY CELEBRATIONS

RUINING FAMILY CELEBRATIONS

IT'S AMAZING I'VE BEEN ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH IT FOR THIS LONG

I GUESS I'M JUST THAT GOOD. JAJAJA

MY CURRENT EMPLOYER

IS A MANIAC. HE'S BEEN INDICTED BY THE US GOVT FOR IDENTITY THEFT AS WELL AS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND SELLING FRAUDULENT SPORTS MEMORABILIA

SO HE DOESN'T NOTICE WHEN I SKIM OFF THE TOP FROM OUR GUESTS. HE'LL SOON FIND OUT. JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER COMPANIES DID...

RIGHT NOW I WORK HERE

AND HERE

AND HERE

WHEN YOU HIRE ME YOU'LL QUICKLY REALIZE....

• I LIE

• I MANIPULATE

• I CREATE LOTS OF DRAMA

• MY COWORKERS DON'T LIKE ME

• I MAKE LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MISTAKES

• I USE THOSE MISTAKES TO STEAL MONEY

• I WILL SEVERELY DAMAGE YOUR COMPANY'S REPUTATION

IF YOU ARE READY TO HIRE ME, PLEASE CONTACT IMMEDIATELY

I NEED OUT OF MY CURRENT JOB FAST!

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